what’s that? grab you and throw you? yeah that’s what I fuckin’ thought COME HERE

[shakes bag of jerky.] would you do it for a shittyhair snack.

ᵘʷᵘ ᵐᵉ ᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴵ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦˡˡ ʳᵉᵍʳᵉᵗ ᶦᵗ

[looks like he has to pull out the BIG FUCKING GUNS. takes out pieces of jerky.] would you do it for TWO shittyhair snacks.

GET READY TO BE IN A WORLD OF PAIN SHITTYSHIMA

this is it this is the one this is what tipped the fucking scale I’m about to do it I’m going to just grab his fucking throat and ch

[he can see him shaking. he’s about to fucking do it, the fucking madman—he’s about to go where no one has gone before.] Three.

no meat. only mii channel music but every pause is uncomfortably long.

Feh. Courtesy my ass. Being a kissass is only gonna get you so fuckin’ far. [He shoves a finger against his chest, glaring hard and frowning (mostly because he realized he was just a bit shorter than him now).] So take off your shitty mask.

APPARENTLY YOUR NAME IS SHORT FOR KIRISHIMASOCHIST YOU FUCK

[...he puts away the bag. Kirishima’s gonna get spoiled if he gives him too much, and like HELL is that going to happen. Fate Has Chosen Its Path.] that’s it. that’s my fuckin limit

WHAT? IT JUST MEANS YOU LIKE PAIN DOESN’T IT FUCKFACE. UNLESS YOU’RE JUST? DIRTYFUCKINGMINDED????????

I was just gonna end up giving you some without blasting your face to high hell, but I changed my mind. I ain’t giving you the whole bag >:// [maybe he has. forgotten that he wanted to throw him in the first place but. that’s not important.]

❌ DOUBT MOTHERFUCKER.

i’m not gonna take any fuckin risks mfking dorito hair 😤

[He’s. Getting. Angry. 💢💢] As fucking if!! You have a death wish, pretty boy?! Hah?! FINE. I’ll blast that shitty facade you have off of you my-fuckin’-self!!

the day I call THAT two-faced fuck “senpai” is the day I wear a shitty maid dress and start asking what everyone wants to order. aka never in my entire fucking lifetime

stop fucking telling me I look like that shitty emoticon

(╬ಠ益ಠ) STOP

...Merry fucking birthday, Round Face. Round faces. Some shit.