April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

si quieres fumar porros tienes k ser listo si eres tonto y encima te matas a porros te quedas playmobil

Alright guys hear me out, best humanity flag idea, a human skull in the Center, which Is very distinct From any other animal, It also represents our mortality as humans, then 2 crossed bones, which means "we are here!" And black background color cuz black goes with everything

la delgada línea entre mantenerse informado y terminar depresivo

*you’re in a John Wick movie*

when you listen to that one song you always skip and realize why it’s in your playlist

its a skill tree man. spend your points at the nodes. go down different branches and shit. dont worry about what you want to spec into just make the decision now. +5 hp or +5 stamina man. this decision is permanant and irreversable and will block off all other paths forever

O Twitter internacional tá em lua de mel no momento, mas esperem a copa do mundo de futebol começar pra presenciar um incidente diplomático por minuto

It’s literally been the same script for decades.

Uma terapia ouvir crianças italianas falando italiano 🇮🇹🤏

I was not expecting that 🤣

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

my kid sent me this

Disse tudo, em bom Português 👏

O Toy nunca tem frio porque está sempre coberto de razão.