Would recommend buying a new car instead of going to the mechanic. You do nothing but deal with people who think they know it all.

I love listening to a song on the radio and singing along, then realizing your ex was the one who showed it to you first. #fml

All these ex’s are coming back at me! lol eww, no! We broke up for a reason!

When you are wide awake but everyone else is a sleep! google.com/search?hl=en&s…

the trash gets picked up tomorrow, be ready, whore.

Friend: What's your favorite season? Me: Of which show? Friend: Me: Friend: Me: Me: Me: Oh you meant like the weather.

my friends do this cute thing where they ignore me until they need something, aw love them so much

You know you're classy when you buy lingerie at Walmart!😂😂

😘😘 @itzz__rachel

Im just messing with you Guh! Cheyenne 😘😘