My life in one text:

The #Bottlerock 2020 lineup is here! 🎶🤘🎉 + 3-day tickets go on sale tomorrow, January 7th at 10am. RT for your chance to WIN a pair of 3-day GA tickets! Winner randomly selected on 1/13.

Last night I was sad and this girl gave me her lip plumping lip gloss “because bad bitches don’t get sad” idk who she is but I hope she’s well I miss her

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I don’t know why people think that they can act shitty because of a fucking football game

if I were a man, I would simply buy lily hooper chocolate covered strawberries for valentine’s day

When were rock puns the funniest? During the stone age.

Last night was brought to you by strawberry daiquiris and the Bellagio fountains

March and April is looking real expensive

if you’ve ever used a frat house bathroom you’re immune to the coronavirus

Imagine being a senior in college right now and having the entire period between spring break and graduation cancelled. Two months early, you have to suddenly move home and say goodbye to everyone AND college in general? 21-year-old me would have been in a glass case of SHAMBLES.

People: "I want 2020 to be like the roarin' twenties!" Earth: "Alright, infectious disease is spreading." People: "No, not like that." Earth: "The US stock market is tanking." People: "Wait..." Earth: "LMAO Bars can't be open anymore."

The seniors don’t deserve this, sign now!! chng.it/rCVm5vrPhZ

lava girl is shaking in her boots

When your brother graduated 8 years ago but your graduation this week is canceled 🥰🎓

are u ok babe you’ve barely touched ur any other song but all too well 10 minute version specifically verse 3