THREAD: Today marks 200 days since Biden became President. Here is every promise he has broken so far. 1/

it’s so hard explaining to my cat every morning that i have to go away for 10 hours to support our lifestyle

what is the syndrome called where you think every old man you see is Joe Biden ?? because apparently I have that

Geminis really the best

y’all I could cry. see that grumpy one in the middle? Prima —> Margo Buppy Angel Tinky Winky Tut Tut Morris 🥺 she was found in a hoarder’s house covered in poop with 57 cats. all she needed was a lil 1-on-1 attention & now I’ve never known a sweeter love. thank you Young-Williams Animal Center !!

Wild that fireflies are real. Whimsical ass bug

Being blasé is sooo out. Catch me and my coolest friends caring deeply

I find myself particularly sensitive now & yearn for a full fridge & marvelous snacks. 1/24/60

I always forget about Twitter/talk smack about how useless is uNTIL spotify/insta/discord/fb goes down and I am SEARCHIGN for answers

Either I’m white or this is a top 5 chip 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 these hoes go insane

if sea turtles tried paper straws they would understand

fried beans: inventor of refried beans: again.

He finally got out.

brutal hippo attack caught on camera

@wesrucker247 UT President Randy Boyd…I love it!

Never felt judged so hard by a painting

Today’s the day

#AA2354 americanair Please get us off this plane. ✈️ Thanks! Love you!!

Just a baby beaver cleaning his chubby belly