Sunday’s are for sitting on the couch, watching spongebob and reading ❤️📚

I just discovered that there is no Li Shang character in the new Mulan movie.. so I guess that’s one Disney movie that I never want to watch 😒

Bitches lose 2 pounds and think they can eat whatever they want the whole weekend with no consequence of gaining it back. It’s me, I’m bitches.

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Oh. My. God. I spend my day cleaning and vacuuming and sanitizing everything in the house. I have become Danny Tanner.

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

I hate listening to a podcast for awhile, then finally seeing a picture of the people running it, only to find out that they look nothing like I pictured them in my head 😒

I really wish I could just fine ONE of the TWO pairs of glasses that I own. I look like a fucking ogre without them 😂

I know we all had crushes on cartoons as kids. Mine was Aladdin and simba but someone told me they had a crush on digger from bob the builder and I can’t stop thinking about it

Carter started watching Kim Possible and loves it.. #momwin 👌🏻

I swear I have reorganized my salon room at least 7 times since I had to stop working... I don’t know what else I can do to it but I just want to order new stuff to make it look nicer 🤦🏼‍♀️

My toxic trait is saying “it was only $10!!” When it was actually $47 ... shhh 🤫

So I’ve decided I’m never visiting Australia 😩 facebook.com/79537981063869…

Chuck Bass and Blair Waldorf have to be one of my all time favourite couples ❤️

Lol my Face ID recognizes me when I look like a slob, but not when I have makeup on and my hair is nice 😂 fml

“One of my earliest memories is sitting in a sand box and watching the other kids play. I could see their mouths moving but couldn’t hear what they were talking about..."

My new favourite thing is reading chapter books to carter before bed. I love watching him play with dinky cars while he listens 🥰😍 this time is going to go way too quickly 😩

"grey's anatomy is my comfort show" the comfort show: