doing taxes is so easy idk what you guys are talking about Step 1: get your W-2’s Step 2: give them to your dad i don’t know what so hard about that.

i honestly believe that chihuahua’s are the most aggressive dog breed. those fuckers are evil

I cannot date someone who has 0 crackhead in them

Day 6 of quarantine: putting a drink in each room of my house today and calling it a bar crawl

if you don’t like spicy foods keep that shit to yourself bc that’s fucking embarrassing

i will never forget when my mom had me take a picture next to this cop and this drug dog was STARING at my fried ass 💀💀

girls be like “i know a place” and then take a nap

Honestly the year the clowns tried to kill us was better

I catch a attitude then he catch one ... like be yourself bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

ill literally pay $50 for this movie ... i just have to watch it

We need a tropical smoothie cafe in statesboro

I’m not an alcoholic. I just be down to take shots at anytime & anywhere.

Why is the pressure to “be the bigger person,” always placed on the person who was wronged?