Fav part of watching Jeopardy is saying “I should be on Jeopardy” every time I correctly answer a $200 clue that happens to be about one of my three interests

We are excited to announce our 2020-2021 class of #UFCALS Ambassadors! Congratulations!

“I’m just gonna get gas in the morning” is one of the worst decisions you can make

do you ever pull up to your house then accidentally sit in your car for 30 minutes

Did your parents play Top 40 Country Countdown on the weekend while they cleaned the house or were y’all normal?

All 42 CALS ambassadors signed the FLORIDA #IPledgeFlorida. Let’s do our part, CALS Gators: 🔹I pledge to care for myself 🔸I pledge to protect others 🔹I pledge to rise to the challenge sg.ufl.edu/ipledgeflorida…

I texted him 56 minutes ago, he tweeted 16 minutes ago 56-16=4dastreets

these online classes gotta let these group projects go bruh

Day 2 of CALS Kickoff is happening now! Check out our Instagram Stories for more information about #UFCALS student organizations. Join us on Thursday at 5:45 p.m. for a live Zoom Q&A to chat with club representatives!

The team is ready for an awesome event on November 7th, raising money and awareness for cancer patients & their families through Fish For A Cure ! Reminder - 10% of all website sales through 10/15 will be donated to this cause.

Is it Publix cake? - A Florida Native

i’m a c-section baby it’s never my birthday y’all i was evicted

UF CALS ambassadors applications are now open! Applications are due March 4th. cals.ufl.edu/getinvolved/am…

y’all mind if i have a good week

Everyone is replaceable, not me though. Y’all be safe

no one me all day: you’re done you’re done

being underdressed is FAR WORSE than being overdressed