milk is good idc

I miss the way hand sanitizer smelled before Covid.

Maybe it’s just my chapstick obsession, but it’s definitely that season 365 days a year

how you met her vs. how i met her

b i’m a mother no drama

i love to lay down. love it. can’t think of anything better honestly.

Weird

everybody keeps saying “sorry i fell asleep” is a lie but i actually do fall asleep randomly for hours baby idk what to tell u

Ugh

I can’t go 2 days without seeing mallory. I literally get nauseous

as much as i hate the south, southerners really knew what they were doing when they came up with line dancing

I’m always prepared to leave whoever alone.

I support women’s wrongs because she was probably fed up

u not a baddie fr if u wasn’t on poptropica

"Tell me more about yourself" Me trying to remember who i am :

a man who ask’s me for a little haul everytime i buy something is a man for me