💗🌸🌷run to nashville 🎀💄👛

saw someone from another country say that America is their favorite trash reality tv show & all i can say is ya…

this little 3rd grade told another 3rd grader today “mess with my sister and I’ll turn you into a pancake” it was the best 😂💖

half my job is relieving the anxiety of my co workers when they find out I’m from California they are literally scared of the entire state it’s hilarious

we ALL act slightly different when we are completely alone, if you don’t have at least one friend you can be that version of yourself with.. go find one right mf now 💖 & s/o my besties i luv ya sm

bought this kid a donut for working hard and then he ended up refusing to work later on so I told him I wish I could take the donut out of his stomach and get my money back 😂😂 he said “oh I’m sorry mam”

when life makes you go long distance so sundays turn into laying on the couch all day sending and receiving fart memes to express our luvvv 🥹😆

watching Chico Chavez memories on snap while “state lines” by novo amor plays on my headphones 😂😂😂

woke up violently missing my red hair… 😭

i know this tweet is fishing for laughs but ryan actually did this to my pan one day and I couldn’t even be mad cause he was so happy to have helped 😂🫶🏻

can I have my dogs fur made into a blanket or is that giving serial killer freak? 😩 she’s about half way through her life and I can’t stop thinking about it 😭 she better meet my first child i stg

I swear every generation has their own language wtf is a gaut or rizz 😂

why is music from before 2010 just better?

I couldn’t miss Yuba City less but I couldn’t miss Sly Creek more 🥲

pulled up to the drive thru liquor store for a margarita on my way home with my Hannah Montana on the radio and the bartender/cashier was bobbin her head to it 😂 how do you say I’m new to town can we be friends?

I’m looking to hire someone who can mix cheer music? Help me!

I haven’t felt my age for so long that I just determine my level of adultness by what is going on my life. Example: I cooked a roast for 10 hours. ADULT. Todays example… I’ve called my mom for yrs abt how to cook chicken & ryan just called ME to ask how to cook chkn. ADULT. 😂