i don’t chase women, i chase charts that look like women. curvy green only.

Goku had Ultra Instinct, I got Ultra Baghold

DAMN OKAY LET ME GET IT STRAIGHT 😡💢💦 YES, YOU WILL NEED TO HOLD $BAGTARDIO TO MINT 💰🤌 YES, THEY WILL BE FREE. 2000 FUCKING FREE BAGTARDIOS 😱🥵 YES, MORE DETAILS ABOUT MINT ARE COMING IN FEW DAYS 👀🌘👅 WHY? 🧐🔎 BECAUSE BAGTARDIO NFTS WILL BE OUT THIS WEEK! 🤡

this isn’t hype, it’s bag theory in motion Bagtar Dio 💰

i fear not the man with 10,000 coins, i fear the man who held one bag for 10,000 days.

your intuition is right but you're still actually insane.

I thank God every day No regrets Bagtar dio

gbagtardio say it back 🤡🟢

"i put $100,000,000 inside one of these bags and told strangers to choose"

the bags started whispering again...

every bag is technically biodegradable, except this one.

you must hold at least two big mac menus worth of $BAGTARDIO capped at 3 per wallet because bags make the rules. that’s it. Bagtar Dio 💰

not your finn, not your platform

i think we accidentally invented BagFi 💰

gbagtardio

they caught me trying to smuggle bags across chain borders.

the SEC is watching this on loop and sweating. Bagtar Dio 💰

when the metadata hits and you realize you’re literally a designer trash bag in a palace.

oh wow CIA just filed us as a weapon not an asset…