It's really awesome to see how many people are making others LOL with Bag Of Dicks. Our sales are up like 400% and we don't do any online advertising anymore because of click fraud, but seriously thank goodness we're closed on Sundays. This is getting nuts. #COVID

Hey Sour Patch Kids ever since you started running giant ads on Amazon for our brand name, our listings are nowhere to be found. Amazon sales are now ZERO. Thanks for that. We're never buying your candy again. #BoycottSourPatchPirates

x.com/Dan_David44

Hey La’Mical Perine if you make this happen, we’re giving away $100,000 in free candy. Just sayin... Go New York Jets #draftkings #fanduel #fantasyfootball Dave Portnoy sucks at FF.

That was amazing! Hey if you ever want to make an awesome video that involves say, 20,000 candy dicks, and or our 8' mascot "Dickie", well you know where to find us.

Fantasy Sports Radio We’re super nervous we’re going to get nominated... #BagOfDicksCom

Congratulations on whatever it is you're celebrating!

Jeff Mans Apparently you guaranteed #darrenwaller would score 3 TD’s, not 2, in the #corefour. Sooooooooo there’s a lot of phallic candy headed your way from Elite Sports customers. Side note, #itsnotvegan. #DFS

Listening to Chris Collinsworth

Finding so much awesome content on Twitter right now.

Whatever futuristic version of Robbocop 3 Joe Buck's hair is living in, its super pissed that people hate Chris Collinsworth more than Joseph Francis Buck.

you: god i wonder what’s she’s thinking about me:

This is incredible. So funny. Thanks for sharing this. Our social media is non-existent.

Is it crazy that we created a fictional dating website for cheaters (CheatersOnly.com) and we're selling T-Shirts for it? Our Nanna says that there's people who deserve to get this shirt, and then there's the a-holes who are cheaters who will want to wear it. We'll see...

This is legendary. Gilbert was one of a kind and extremely generous with his ability to make anything funny.

A male royal flycatcher - what a magnificent bird!

AMAZING!!!