๐Ÿ’ฎ Magnolia Mooncrest ๐Ÿ’ฎ (@bagelhand) 's Twitter Profile
๐Ÿ’ฎ Magnolia Mooncrest ๐Ÿ’ฎ

@bagelhand

๐Ÿ’ฎ Imp (Eladrin) Glamour Bard ๐Ÿ’ฎ Level 9 ๐Ÿ’ฎ Part of a science experiment from literal hell, but she'll make the best of it ๐Ÿ’ฎ She/Her ๐Ÿ’ฎ Icon: @rollforarcana

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๐Ÿ’ฎ Magnolia Mooncrest ๐Ÿ’ฎ (@bagelhand) 's Twitter Profile Photo

idk what it is about bards but they always want to like. destroy each other. and their rivalries are always at least a little homoerotic i'm surrounded by people w a theatrical bloodlust. this is fine

๐Ÿ’ฎ Magnolia Mooncrest ๐Ÿ’ฎ (@bagelhand) 's Twitter Profile Photo

any tips for not burning/nearly catching fire by stepping foot in a church? i think this deity is trying to 'ant under a magnifying glass' me

PARTY POISON! ๐Ÿ’‹ (@partiespoisoned) 's Twitter Profile Photo

you gotta wear a big hat thatโ€™s the same color as the ground so that they canโ€™t see you when they look down at the church. If it works for drones, itโ€™ll work for this.

realyuriyearners (@realyuriyearns) 's Twitter Profile Photo

sometimes the spirits of all the people i killed come back to haunt me for my terrible crimes and i'm like oh yeah i forgot i did that haha ok back to the soul jar with you.

latke (@latkedelrey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i actually think iโ€™d do really well in an apocalyptic wasteland because i wouldnโ€™t waste any time. i think my PTSD has well prepared me for a situation where itโ€™s not possible for good things to happen ever again and i have to become Evil to survive

ghost (@turboghosto) 's Twitter Profile Photo

dude i know i promised to put up a barrier around you to intercept any curses but why are there so many. im constantly reapplying sigils and speaking the incantations but still the barrier looks absolutely fucked. who did you piss off why do they hate you so much

Greg the Sorcerer (@gregthesorcerer) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Anyone else feeling a kind of looming dread? โ“˜ ๐™Š๐™ฃ๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™ค๐™จ๐™š ๐™ฌ๐™๐™ค ๐™—๐™š๐™–๐™ง ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™˜๐™ช๐™ง๐™จ๐™š ๐™˜๐™–๐™ฃ ๐™จ๐™š๐™š ๐™ฉ๐™๐™ž๐™จ

๐Ÿ’ฎ Magnolia Mooncrest ๐Ÿ’ฎ (@bagelhand) 's Twitter Profile Photo

im not remarrying bc being related to me sends people to the shadow realm, but i'd like to have chests full of fancy monogrammed bullshit for the inconvenience of going through puberty twice