Yer Putting friends in my mouth

“I just ran my first marathon!”

Stop beating around my puttle

I just won the smelling bee

STOP posting to me on the apps...... IM MADE OF ELEMENTS

Well just because your uncleish friend wants to take turns on the monkey's paw doesnt mean that i have to be Triggered?! Will

There will be a Star War soon

p[ease stop ta[king about my typing quirk. Nobody [ikes you

Your so old but like, thats kinda cool yknow? Your a bit gilfy imo

Please take my shoes into your mouth and clap

Lets .... ummm well.... "Go?"

not another peep out of you. or else your mouth is turned insite out

i HATE .... "The Croods".....

WElcome to bingeing with uncle............

and dont even get me started on, "DOPPY'S PLAYTIME." Enraged right now that there's even a market for Unchudliness in this generation

“Tony’s Tulips” has the best pizza in town