Moon

I was on my way to soundcheck for iHeartRadio tonight in Vegas and was tipping this incredible woman killing some Tina Turner and then she asked me to sing and had no clue who I was, and then it hit her, and it made my day! She gives the best hugs and sings her tail off! See ya

me checking my bank account after i prioritized my happiness:

no

Nothing that happened on King of Queens warranted a photoshoot like this.

NOW IF SHE MOVES LIKE THIS, WELL YOU MOVE IT LIKE THAT, CMON, SHAKE SHAKE, SHAKE SHAKE, SHAKE IT

When it’s spooky season but the Astros on:

my culture is not a costume

Look what that money make a bitch do

Hold me accountable yes, but watch your tone.

She’s a 10 but she gets EXTREMELY irritable and hostile when she’s overstimulated. She is me.

waking up for it

Me coming home after being friendly and social all day:

Me: i have a headache WebMD: and it’ll be your last

don't ask stupid questions

Doja Cat comeback needs to be studied

Yo despues de hacer este combo:

“Say Drake, I hear you like ‘em young” Why Kendrick look at the camera like 😭

kendrick getting serena williams to crip walk while performing not like us is nasty work