tbh there should be a separate Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. like fuck it, lets see how high a human can really jump.

Yo Miranda Cosgrove is that you?

Don’t text your ex it’s just the full moon messing with your vibes

I just took a DNA test t u r n s o u t I’ve got crippling anxiety and seasonal depression

Socks that are lost in the dryer are reincarnated as Tupperware lids that don’t fit anything.

You ever had such a shit day that when you finally pull into your driveway you just shut the car off and sit there for awhile?

Whenever I hear “ I gotta feeling” by the black eyed peas 99% of the time I usually have a mediocre night. I feel so cheated.

I don’t know why the government keeps pushing me to work at home last time I did the house got raided

What song/music have you been listening to most lately? for me it’s this 🤣

me? youre telling me im the reason life is like this? nah that don’t sound right

I think about this often

Appreciation post for my baby

feels like 2019 started both 3 months ago and 5 years ago

The oranges in my fridge watching me take out yet another Kit Kat Chunky for dessert

My oil painting of a Big Mac

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