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BadTasteJohn

@badtastejohn

King of the one liners and wordplay jokes. Partial to midgets.

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calendar_today07-10-2010 17:59:28

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The #Villa job was too much for #Gerrard to step into straight after #Rangers, he should have cut his teeth first on a smaller club like #Spurs, #Chelsea or #Arsenal

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My wife accused me of achieving nothing in life so I told her, ‘Well I won the Leslie Nielson award at school.’ ‘What's that?’, she said. ‘It's a big building with kids in it, but that’s not important right now’

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This morning I was watching a young lady having a hard time reversing her car, so I offered to help. "Piss off you sexist prick!" she yelled. "I can do it myself." "Please, I insist," I said, "After all, this IS my kitchen."

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Hi all, I know everyone is struggling at the moment and I also there are accounts that say ‘NO DMs’ 🚫 for very good reasons, but if anyone needs a chat or just someone to shout at, my DMs are open for all. ❤️

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Some friends of mine are organising a joint Chinese New Year celebration and Burn’s Night supper - they’re calling it Chinese Burns Night. I don’t want to go but they’re twisting my arm !!

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Phoned up the RSPCA the other day and said I was just walking through the woods and found 3 kittens in a suitcase, she said oh that’s terrible, are they moving? I said I don’t know but I guess that would explain the suitcase!!