I can’t stop thinking about the first published Kirk/Spock slash fanfiction #StarTrek #Spirk themarysue.com/first-publishe…

"I need to bounce." "An odd phrase," Spock said. "That is what Brenda called it." "Father, who is Brenda?" Spock queried. "Your new mother. We met last week on Earth at a freestyle rap battle competition and were married the next day."

I have a big problem with this petition... I'm actually 39 years old.

Sulu brought the Spockicopter down in an open field. He looked at Kirk's head and pressed a mole. The Spockicopter started to power down.

star trek au where spock says "bitchin'" instead of "fascinating"

"Spock knocked you up?" Bones asked Jim. "That robot got it up and put a telepathic bun in your oven?" He held a hand up. "I need a moment."

Our Spirk boys were taking a break. Nobody has taken a break at the Krusty Krab since...you know. Needless to say the gay sex was a raging.

Beverly placed a hand on her son’s shoulder. “Data just proposed to you. I suggest you say “I do” and let Geordi perform the, uh, ceremony.”

I read the whole fic and still cannot decipher what the ceremony is. Data possibly dies, or becomes human? I have no idea what's happening.

Daphne was wiping melted chocolate off of her helmet, Connor had something white in his hair, Saru seemed to have glued his fingers together

As Philippa took in the scene she realized that the entire room was covered in melted, roasted, smashed marshmallows.

there aren't many disco fics yet so there's not many bad ones. if you find any pls send them because god bless

Bones rolled his eyes at everyone while Scotty and the Doctor chatted about the TARDIS, Anakin and Jim had a stare down, and Padme, Obi-Wan, and their two robots stood there awkwardly. River laughed, thinking what a fabulous idea this had been.

The smell jumped out of the room and revealed Data holding himself up on the toilet, crapping out the worst Diarrhea you ever saw. He moaned in agony as it poured out for a good five minutes. It was going so long it brought tears to the Andriod's eyes.

"My God!" the Ensign said and began to vomit. "My Visor's Overloading!" Geordi said losing control of his balance and dropping to his knees. "That is without Honor" Worf said lowering his visor, "I'm going to need counseling" Riker said just leaving the room in disgust.