Sam and Dean receive a call from their good friend Abraham Lincoln

Dean sat up quickly, grabbing a napkin to wrap around his butter-covered body. “Fucking Hell, who is it,” he mumbled as he went to open the cupboard door. Bagel Sam was stood there.

Sam explains how he's never jealous of Dean's attention, because of a strong relationship he has with a beautiful, thoughtful, wonderful girl - his laptop.

Hell, Dean was a glass of orange juice once.

Aquaman is a bitch. This has been a Public Service Announcement.

[not to be dramatic but i’ve been here for the beginning of spn and i’ll be here for the end and i genuinely love this show so much… shoutout to everyone else who’s stuck with until the end!]

she will rant at him about how low his IQ is (well, really, he's a hat and she's a car, there's no contest, she will always be smarter).

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As much as Hell had sucked, at first Dean was not fully pleased at coming back from Hell as a mollusk.

sudden ly hEs on fUCUKING FIRE AND HES BURNIG AND DEAN IS LAUGJJNG AND DEAN THEOWS CASTIEL INTO THE FIRE AN D CASYIEL EATS SAM

"Good bye, my love." Sam said. "Good bye, my incestuous baby brother." Together they burned into two crispy human size bacon bits.

"But do you......" The pause was almost killing Dean. Did he what? Did he love to rub mayonaisse all over his toned, fleshy, taut skin?

SUDDENLY, CASTIEL "I AM APPEAR"

Dean wanted to kiss his baby bro back, but Sams kiss had broken one of his front teeth. Ouch. "Ouch." Dean whispered.

Dean's being forced to go to collage, the horror,

Samial" Dean questions, eyebrow. He bends down a little, evne though sam is taller than he is. He look into eyes. "Dan" sam