Alright, looks like it's time to work on my resume. Again. You know, this is starting to become a pattern.

You know, I'm pretty sure that bad luck isn't a thing. Except that it is, and I have it.

So I think I need to learn how to pick out super villains, because they keep hiring me. Not that I'm complaining, considering how well they pay, but job security might be nice once in awhile.

At this point it sorta feels like I have 'sidekick' printed on my forehead.

You know what's cool? Like really really cool? Me. And hiring me. Please. I'm begging you.

I'm going to have to agree. Saw those bad girls in action up close and personal enough times to see the effort going into those strikes. It takes some serious skill to come away with all your limbs.

Sometimes you just want to go to work and not worry about a catastrophic explosion thanks to some masked hero or other.

I wonder if Alchemax will be hiring again anytime soon. Explosions aside, it wasn't a bad gig.

Here's hoping everyone had a lovely Valentine's Day.

Time to Google 'How to find a job that ISN'T at a company run by someone who should definitely be arrested'.

Sometimes it feels as if the heads of these labs just play resume roulette. Spinning in circles and picking them off one by one with their eyes closed.

Take it from me, those places are slippery. I've had more than one -almost- incident.

You know those fail videos where the person slips on one thing into another and then splashes into a puddle of something unpleasant? That's basically another Tuesday for me.

I'm pretty sure that bad luck can't be scientifically measured, but that's not going to stop me from trying.

Honestly, at this point I'm probably going to have to go back to working fast food. At least there I KNOW my boss is evil.

If luck is a superpower, I would like to uninstall. Mine is clearly malfunctioning and I blame the manufacturer.