Matt, we can only get so erect. Stop it.

Happy to finally get back to work on our research project. Its good to be back in tech.

Taking a riot shield to the stomach and a rubber bullet to my face in defense of Donald J Trump, former host of The Apprentice.

Watching cops and Proud Boys fight.

Plot twist: Donald Trump's alt is actually Kevin Durant's actual twitter account.

Would love to do this with the fellas

Lorena Bobbitt > Ashli Babbitt

Every time I see my pastaloving fat ass. #ItalyDidIt

Our podcast has more followers than Donald Trump.

"I acknowledge that Brand twitter is trash and I hate my life for having to participate in it. But its a racket that pays the bills and gives me a little substandard health care."

Can't wait to see him try to change clothes in the cell without his cellmate assaulting him.

We had a couple good days tweeting about the bean guy and the thing about short women then that whole Capitol bullshit spoiled everything on this website.

Telling all my clients they need to follow me on social media if they want me to keep their passwords secure.

Archideld is a real surprise on this list.

Amazing he can say all this while choking on his own dick.

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