Having access to people smarter than you is a blessing not a threat

The internet made the world weird

netflix has the worst movies bro no wonder mfs just start fucking😭

dark humor is really funny tho cause why would you say that

My mom: *puts extra virgin olive oil on the table* Niece (9): OHHH I KNOW YOU AINT TRYNNA MAKE ME NO VIRGIN!!!” Mom: “😦 Uhhh you better be a virgin.” Niece: *adamant* “I don’t wanna be no virgin!” Mom: “Girl what’s a virgin?” Niece: “Them people who don’t eat meat!” Me:

twitter blunt. rt to pass it

it’s always “BING BONG” and never “sup baby take me out to dinnah”

entering my cocky bitch era yall bout to feel me

Adulting is when you put the $4.97 meat back because u found some for $4.72 😂

Smoke your weed, drink your water, and mind your business.

Washing your face and water going down ya elbow so sickening

A person who feels like home.....that’s a soulmate

I put the negative in God hands

Just threw 20 in my tank and heard my car suck it’s teeth 🥴😭

Ion care how happy I make you watch that weight