three if you count me. sometimes when i’m hungry in the middle of the night i eat a handful of shredded cheese out of the bag.

honestly? probably. i’m barely awake when i’m in the fridge that late.

OH i remember that night! i was cold so i nabbed a blanket before i left on my journey to the cheese drawer..

i support you no matter what but i think it would be cool if you retired. you could have so much free time… it’s nice.

[brushing his daughters hair. it soothes him more than it her.] my pretty baby pepper.. hair just like your mama. you are so cute! [sweet giggles from pepper.] ‘can you braid it like mommy does?’ i sure can try, pepper-mint.

Both are currently unaware of Fiona. He’s braiding her hair so gentle. “Where did you get this hair from?” He asks. “Sure is nice. I’m in the market for a wig, Pep!” Her laughter is bright. “No daddy s’MY hair! From my head!! Not the store!!” “You sure, kiddo?”

//love having a recovering/healthy-ish qrow i love when he gets to be silly goofy he deserves to be happy

i never told you? god, kid- i’m sorry! forgive me. i’m a horrible uncle. yeah, i got married. and i have two daughters now. 😁

lost my sock and i think that no good SCOUNDREL CAT took it. [spooky, said cat in question, just meows. kneads into the pillow. he does not answer to his crimes, alleged or otherwise.]

“virgin mimosas are just orange juice!” no they’re not! orange juice and ginger ale bitch!! get with the times.

I no longer have a name, I am just Qrow’s wife. There goes all my character development.

I’M SORRY OKAY I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU IN A WHILE… that’s on me though, and i’m sorry rubes, truly. wanna catch up over hot cocoa and cookies?

worlds noisiest loudest family award [would not trade that for the world]

i’m not a regular uncle you know.. i’m a cool uncle. 🥳

neil is banging out the tunes today🥳‼️ god bless. 🙏🏻💯

it’s eighty degrees i’m busting out my fruity button-ups and khaki shorts

[flexing leg muscles] [wink! blowing her a kiss!]

the singles might be in the blue cookie tin in my closet.. top shelf i think! [they’re both having fun with it, so its fine!]