An intelligent sense of humour is downright orgasmic

'Psy?' 'Trance.'

Can you read my poker face?

"Why would I laugh at my ex? His life is doing a good job at that." Lel.

Maula mere, lele meri jaan.

Fight with him, but forgive him. You dont have enough time to stay mad for that long.

RT "Anti Joke Chicken: IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, come sit by me and we can make fun of people together." thebigyellowpolkadot

Some people are so ridiculously good looking it's scary

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion. -Muhammad Ali

She turned her cants into cans, and dreams into plans.

& soon, the drama no longer worries you. You learn to take the back seat and enjoy the show.

Once a good girl goes bad, we're gone forever.

So are you gonna evaluate me on the way I breathe too?

We fight till its over.

Well excuse me if our ideologies dont match but I consider sleeping seizing the moment.

Hold on them memories tight, for they are all that remains.

"@AreyChampa: thebigyellowpolkadot Don't keep family photos as your display pictures, This place can be creepy sometimes." Uff.

Monday mornings are just so, UGH.

"Kaha dhoondoge iss sheher mein club tum aadhi raat?' Bhai club shuru aadhi raat ko hote hai.