Me when literally any woman starts to try flirting with me

Seeing some of these accounts from women being like "men give me $100 just because" Like bruh, no

Not wrong

People suck

Just saying but I like every single one of ✨skamp✨ 's tweets, you guys should fucking do better

Grief is difficult

Skamp popping off!!

Out of context, this incredible... within the context, it's genius I love you, Skamp

As someone who lives with some pretty intense mental health issues... It scares me when I'm the most sane person in the fucking room

Tired of my brain

The only good thing about my birthday is that it's also Star Wars day #starwarsday #maythefouthbewithyou

32 years ago I was born on the 4th May This is Star Wars day Around 25 of those years ago, a lot of really bad shit happened to me and I am officially fucked up for life But I was still born on Star Wars day and honestly? I consider that a blessing

I slapped Jango harder than I SLAP THAT BASS

There it is again, that we're fuzzy feeling