Now batting, Coltyn Kessler. How could this not be yours? #ColtynCrushler

On my way back to Lexington now, I can’t wait to crush some baseballs and show off my improved cannon of an arm. #RamStrong

HA! I dare somebody to throw me a 3-0 fastball. They’ll have to put somebody on Tates Creek Road to find that ball. #DontPitchToMe

Hahahahahahahaha I’m still pitchers nightmares if y’all forgot

Friendly reminder: practice is back. That means if you’re driving on alumni stay alert for my BP rounds, balls get to flying when I’m in the box #WatchYourWindshield

Y’all thinking about the presidential election, I’m just thinking about the next absolute bomb I hit #KessForPres

A little late on this one, but just wanted to say I’m thankful for the pitchers that still throw me fastballs. LOL! #happythanksgiving

WARNING: High chance of floods in the Lexington area due to the water tower being too close to the field. My at bats are scary. #FindShelter

Ice warning in Lexington!!! HA! I hope teams have a warning on their scouting reports before facing me #SubZero

I’m not sure what to reply. Who’s surprised? Not me. Thanks for trying.

Sorry for the late response today, been checking my fan mail. Yeah I hit a walk off, again who’s surprised? Anyways gonna go take some swings now see y’all later #MyBad

Yeah I was like 14 for 9 this weekend, no big deal. But anyways, again who is surprised? HA! #NotMe

Did anybody at the soccer field find my homerun ball today? Yeah I know, I crushed that ball. Shocker #MyBad

The GOAT was born 22 years ago, today. Thanks everybody for the birthday wishes and gifts. I’ll be giving my fans a gift this weekend when I get my first at bat. #WatchOut #MyBirthday

Sorry about saying it would be first at bat. Felt extra generous for being wrong, so I gave 2 gifts today. Somebody see if the batters eye is still in one piece.

You ready to do the damn thing and sponsor me?!?!? I RAKE!!!!! #CANIAC #NIL

Sorry guys, had a little time off from social media. Moved down to Florida and picked up where I left off in my first game, RBI knock lol my bad. #Marlins #YourFavoritePlayer

Oh and if you were wondering I signed with the Miami Marlins, and I’m Derek Jeters new favorite player. #305ontherise

Heard somebody is switching to wear #25 this year. Comical somebody thinks they can fill my shoes. That is ABSURD.