I would take a sip of a New York hot dog stand's hot dog water, but hamburger water? Not a chance

Everyone withdraw all of your money from banks tomorrow! Please share/retweet to spread the message! Warren Buffett

Amazon link in the group chat reaction punnit square (colorblind inaccessable)

What are the odds that there's an active sting operation within MrBeast production team right now?

I'm the flavor of schizophrenic that thinks the Holocaust happened.

I'm starting a non-profit to help drunk drivers in need pay off their court fines.

Resist athority, cut down city owned trees and burn them in your apartment for heat this winter. Do NOT pay your electic bill

Just went to the dentist today, gonna treat myself by not brushing my teeth before bed.

It's not gay if it's your birthday

If I ever go to prison it will be for felony economic disruption

They're lying about the fish

Fuck the company

Do you guys think Jesus used a 3mm or a 6mm guard for his beard?

My girlfriend keeps me grounded, she reminds me when it's time to party rock.