100 RTs and me and @kbean238 will get I ❤️ skank hoes tatted above our knee

Where did you get this picture of @kbean238

Union till I die

Skurtttttt see ya bitch

Morgan shit ON the bathroom floor WHAT THE FUCK

Eh wrong Liz x.com/guyspictures/s…

Sit down in the movie theater and Lizzy pulls a damn BLT out of her purse. Wtf girl 😂😂😂

Sometimes life seems so unfortunate that's why I don't give a shit

"It's raining pussy and I got hit by the only dick"

I wish I could afford a lay off right now

My gf texted me back after I told her I’m canceling our plans 2nite cuz I wanna drink beer w/ my friends instead& she’s totally cool w/ it. She told me ”do whatever u want. I find it funny...” I didn’t bother reading the whole message cuz I’m driving but I’m glad she‘s not mad

Driving through downtown Superior.. everything’s closed except for 2 bars, 1 convenience store.. and a strip club. The essentials.