Some poor sap had to fill up all of those balloons. #TheBachelorette

Sam saying that Jenn wasn’t his type 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 #TheBachelorette

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Thé old let’s make a standard hotel room the fantasy suite #TheBachelorette

Even our cynical podcast can admit that making out under a waterfall is romantic! #TheBachelorette

Thé hotel has beautiful views of… a golf course. #TheBachelorette

Devin coming out with his thick beard #TheBachelorette

Listen to our podcast! We have a lot to say about the finale as you might suspect. « The Bachelor PhD » wherever you listen. #TheBachelorette

Boomers and their carbon-emission dates. #goldenbachelorette

Boomers and their Quaker Oats #goldenbachelorette

BORING #TheGoldenBachelorette

YES IT’S ONLY 1 1/2 HOURS AGAIN TONIGHT!!! #TheGoldenBachelorette

Can we seriously have an open conversation about the overuse of Botox? #TheGoldenBachelorette

It’s weird that Joan isn’t into making out with these guys amiright? #TheGoldenBachelorette

This actually looks like a cool place to get one’s hair cut. #TheGoldenBachelorette

Two hometowns IN THE SAME CITY Well sort of, Pascal is in the north suburbs. #thegoldenbachelorette

Hi. We’re in Wichita. #thegoldenbachelorette

Isn’t there a city attached to Wichita? #thegoldenbachelorette

We came in second!

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