Hell is trying to get my cat out from under a hotel bed

Given οἴμοι in Ancient Greek could be used to express surprise, it’s fair game to translate it in certain contexts as “OwO What’s this?”

Something fell on my head while I was walking to work. I didn't see anything, thought nothing of it. Then, in the middle of a meeting with the other Latin teachers, my hair falls in front of my face and I'm staring into the soul of a massive glob of blindingly white bird shit

I will not stand for such blatant disrespect of the digamma

Finding out confetti eggs are not as widespread as I thought???

Letting the seniors play the new Lego Star Wars on the projector in the library could possibly be the single best decision I've ever made

Trying to convince Molly it would be totally practical to own a sword solely for mowing a small lawn

Ah, I can physically feel the humidity on the paper. It's almost like I never left Texas

Eurydice Yugi’s Grandpa 🤝 Being sent to the Shadow Realm

“make sure you allow yourself to recover from burnout ✨” with what time. with what resources

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Molly left town for a month and I've reverted back to my old college habits. Namely mumbling and eating various kinds of noodles to avoid going to the store

Anytime I'm drunk I'm like but what if frosted tips and I'll never do it but also like what if?

True kindness is offering to bring me the trashiest flavor of snacks you can find