Really is a tough call. On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman Quite the dilemma

take a shot every time someone you went to high school with posts “no matter who is president jesus is king” on their instagram story today

“Cancel out my husbands vote” bitch if you don’t poison that man

i think we need to be meaner. i’m tired of tiptoeing. if you voted for him you’re a bad person. people who voted for harris are better than you. they’re smarter than you. if you voted for him you lack empathy, you’re unintelligent, you’re weird, and you’re a bad person. period.

Trump should take a victory lap around Dallas in a convertible.

the mcdonald's employee who snitched... did you get a raise? paid time off? HEALTH INSURANCE? good luck getting the reward money from the nypd

Don’t kill yourself. Trump will die one day and you’re gonna wanna see that.

Lol what's next? Not having sex with your coworkers?

things that feel sooo good when you’re a little tipsy -sending a flirty text -eating salt n’ vinegar kettle chips -hearing your friend say “can i be mean for a second?” -doing finger-guns -whitney houston’s “i wanna dance with somebody”

nobody talks ab how when u cut off conservative friends you’re cutting off boat access

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i think they should kill each other

why y’all ain’t vote for that lady?

Snack wraps are back and I’m feeling things I haven’t felt in YEARS 😭

Every summer, fate chooses a CEO for the sacrifice. That's the ritual.

need a boyfriend who gives me treats and takes me out for walks