Just so we’re clear the Cadillac CT6 (which is this model vehicle) comes with the option of super cruise which is a true hands free driving experience on interstates and highways such as this 🤗

Tired of seeing you dirtlegs out having fun on weekdays get a damn job

Get a job

I will say this once. I enjoy having everyone on my beach to have a good time, however I am not one for drama. If you have any drama with anyone I consider a close friend DO NOT COME. if you are not invited DO NOT COME. You will be asked to leave. Thank you, get a job.

If anyone knows anybody breeding yellow labradors please let me know!

2020 Corvette 🤔

Monday’s don’t suck your life does

Wonder what the cars behind me think of my taillights when I’m pretending my gas and brake are double base drum pedals

a vacation with pay would be great.

If we get a hurricane now crooked lake is fucked

Dad is in an article in the Lakeland ledger concerning the water levels of crooked lake and how the weir that drains into lake clinch is blocked and not functioning properly, in typical media fashion the reporter brings up climate change and very briefly addressed our problem.

I’m all for nuking hurricanes it could either kill the hurricane or kill everyone sounds like a win-win

The one time I get 2 consecutive days off Mother Nature takes a shit on me

There ain’t two ways around it, there ain’t no tryin bout it

Gabbi got me a shoe horn and it’s the best gift I’ve gotten in a long time, God I’m old.

Don’t ever expect a man to grow up. I work with 70+ year old men who are the most immature and inappropriate people I’ve ever met and they are hilarious.

Go Vols