Used @affirm one single time last year and now get daily emails that I unsubscribe from every time but they illegally re add me I do not understand the logic of this please affirm burn in hell and gtfo of my fucking inbox

Proudly swinging my doggy poop bag so no one accuses us of being snow poopers

the Bedford Ave stop is just as bad as Times Square

Cutting off a narcissist from your life and radically accepting you are going to be the villain in their delusional world is top-level self-care.

Stop evicting people and you’ll have less people pissing on trains. Stop treating housing as an investment opportunity and you’ll have less people pissing on trains. Stop electing landlords and you’ll have less people pissing on trains. Stop allowing for short term rentals that…

how women's lives actually look like without men

I have never dated a man that has more money than me. If anyone wants to change that lmk

Lotta people owe Graham Hancock apologies

It's probably nothing...

The translation reads: “Graham Hancock was right all along”

The “G train” is demonic

Narcissistic mothers create the WORST kind of men. They raise sons who are entitled, emotionally stunted, can’t handle criticism, need constant validation, and treat women like trash. The cycle of narcissism continues.

my brain isn’t rotting i’m saving it to make banana bread

It’s a very bad time to be my hater lol I’m EVERYWHERE

Excited that yesterday’s crash out of waiting an hour for the G until they finally said it wasn’t coming and missing my Dr apt for my broken back was valid.

Megan’s Mango refresher, thee first MTS Popeyes opened, Winter ahhlympics coverage, Milan fashion week, BBB Megan mix, the cameo in the NBC show, broadway appearance and it’s not even March yet 😮‍💨

I love the UES everyone is scared of me 🥰

Texting the disappointing man for some disappointment

this is what march is going to feel like

Paramount bought my company (CNN) so let’s see how long until they lay me off and it turns into the Trump News Network 😓