dis y’all?

I am concerned about how ant traps work... are they going in and never coming back out?? An absolutely brutal way to go out if so

Parents have two modes on holidays: forcing you to do something extremely not fun or doing something so fun and forgetting to invite you ???

How i be thinking

It is literally psychotic how Netflix auto plays EVERYTHING while you’re scrolling.. They’re trying to drown out every single possible thought I could have and it’s working

The song “Trouble” by Never Shout Never separates gen z from millennial

'Next Month Will Be Really Busy,' Says Woman Who Has Three Things Scheduled That Month: ow.ly/fPoq50F5ZMi

I’m obsessed with the Dillard’s men’s department worker who just furiously whispered to himself “this place is a f*cking mess.. since when do we have tall men’s underwear?”

I want to dip a wheat thin in this so bad

I just told my husband that I make drinking water a game so I actually do it and he laughed? Men’s eyes will literally be shriveling in their skull before they drink a glass of water

I can legally beat your ass if you’re a grown adult drinking a nesquick

If a recipe calls for 3/4 cup of anything…. That is so over the top, I’m not doing that

The people who leave their receipts at the self checkout lane are some of the biggest menaces in society

Not Greg’s brother being buzz from Home Alone #TheBachelorette

The exact colors of my room from 2007-2010

If your spouse wakes up at 3am screaming bloody murder for no reason you could be entitled to compensation

how come a morning coffee makes me feel slightly awake and a 4pm coffee makes me want to walk around in a bathrobe with two pistols

Tell me why I ordered a different coffee then I usually do and the barista said “bold choice”… at that moment I knew we had a miscommunication and it was a staggering one because I ended up with a black cold brew

Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe