My daughter just described someone as “looking like she was drawn from memory” and I think that’s the best insult I’ve ever heard.

Update UPS, even though I paid for 2nd day air AND my package has been “out for delivery” since 9 AM...I guess the driver can just decide NOT to deliver a package for no reason. Not to mention, there’s a chance that they also don’t know where my package is.

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My wife is planning to take me out of town this weekend for my birthday but won’t tell me where. If I don’t come back, tell my story and clear my browser history. Don’t let VH1 make my biopic. #weekendgetaway #vh1 #Dateline #receipts #BlackTwitter

⁦U.S. Postal Service⁩ ⁦USPS Help⁩ ⁦USPS OIG⁩ I was watching tv and heard something hit my wall as my doorbell camera alerted me. And what do I see? A USPS delivery person throwing our packages without care. Luckily, our items weren’t broken as there were a few fragile items.

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Saw #QuietonSet. A little hard to watch but needed exposure. 80s babies know that Corey Feldman has been saying this for literal DECADES to everyone & they gaslit him! This is why Corey Haim became strung out. CF deserves apologies, redemption, and restoration. #QuietOnTheSet

Am I the only person who thinks Vella Lovell is reminiscent of Brittany Murphy?