I live a free person and I will die a free person

man I'm such a bitch I gotta get my shit together

bro I should be 18 why tf am I 30 where did it go wrong

Hi Turkish Airlines please fix your on-board software. Whenever I set two records in a row in Sudoku the entire mainframe freezes, which requires a manual reset by the cabin crew. This results in my screen being broken before the takeoff every single time

I need phonk to start playing whenever I enter any room on some WWE shit

you can't think your way into success, you gotta help people instead

You are not a clanker whisperer. You are a product visionary orchestrating a cluster of highly skilled agents

Lil Pump is 25 he still has time to pivot to hardware

can't wait to get ahead of everyone in 5 years and then realise that I was running away from myself all that time

I want to be a man that every single human would be proud of

If it ain’t aura I ain’t stepping outside

I might never reach any of my goals during my lifetime. Actually, this fear of underachieving might be holding me back. I should focus on having fun instead

I'm 30 but I ain't hanging out with old farts

Fuck my fucking chungus life man

nothing makes me feel as good about myself as when I feel like I'm getting better at something that has purpose. Right now, it's about studying economics

I'd rather be a free loner than a social conformist. But it's possible to be both free AND social - this is my white pill