Cashier: GRIMACE SHAKE PLEASE!! Grimace:

Imagine being stuck in a submarine with Bethenny Frankel

don’t know the difference between carhartt & dickies sorry bushwick

Me: “Don’t post the pic if I look drunk” My friend: “You look fine” Me in the pic:

@theCGSshow You can watch #crappielake at 10 🥰

Despite not being asked, Kim Zolciak has declined the 2024 Super Bowl halftime show, HITS Daily Double reports.

I'm pretty sure that both Angie and Meredith's husbands are getting the Best "D" in Salt Lake City #sharing is caring

gn 😌

babe your AI grindr pic is cunnnnt

this ad is literally perfect

Cans💛

when i tell a customer we’re closed and they have to leave

uber driver defs just got a flat tire but it’s 5 am & he dgaf either

when i’m thrifting and a bunch of teenagers come in and i already found the best stuff

When your bestie is about to do something she’ll regret but it’s gonna be really funny

me drunk in the club after getting my dentures knocked out and the bouncer asks if I’m okay

caught feelings for the subway performer :/

Reba, not right now……