sorry I’m late, my cat and I were exchanging slow blinks

“u ok?” no i want tattoos

Grappig zijn is de hel man. Alles begint met « omg ik haaat uu😂 » en 7 maanden later is het « stop met van alles een grap te maken dit is ook uw kind! »

mfs be like "2022 gonna be my year" and then play runescape for 16 hours a day

NO CONTEXT anthony fantano my thoughts. they will not go silent. i hear them.

"Assault a comedian and get away with it huh?"

“if they wanted to they would” don’t mean shit bc i b wantin to n don’t do anything

C O N S U M E

It is july 1st

Mass stabbings always been fascinating to me cuz after the first like 3-4 you can see that niggas not playin yet you decided to stick around just to make sure

At work with a boner call me a hard worker