˜”*°•.˜”*°• An aged king out of his time. Wanting to give back love. •°*”˜.•°*”˜

𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗶 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗸!!!

[ 𝟬𝟭𝟬𝟬𝟭𝟭𝟬𝟬 𝟬𝟭𝟬𝟬𝟭𝟭𝟬𝟭 𝟬𝟭𝟬𝟬𝟬𝟬𝟬𝟭 𝟬𝟭𝟬𝟬𝟭𝟭𝟭𝟭] N/SFW 18+ THERE WILL BE BLOOD. [ 𝙄 𝘼𝙈 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙍𝙁𝙐𝙇. ]

🐑☕️ With the light show coming to an end, the figure in the middle of it all would pose, with a grin spanning from cheek to cheek “ This power… it’s incredible. “ With a sigh, Zell looked in front of him, brows furrowed angrily “ Sorry… now I can make you pay for that! “

“ What’s wrong? Disloyal customer mad about their drink? “ Whatever Zell had done to himself was… shocking, saying the least. Not to mention he’s quite literally beating the life out someone (in self defense) without even touching them! “ It’ll be one sec, sir. “

🐑☕️ Immediately regretting hiring everyone working at the cafe because they WERE FUCKING OVER THE COUNTER! “ IT DOESN'T MATTER IF WE’RE CLOSED, PEOPLE STILL LOOK IN TO SEE THE INTERIOR, NOT YOU GIVING YOUR COWORKER MEDIOCRE STROKES! “

🐑☕️ You’re telling Zell? She forgets, Zell’s the one who deals with her lying around in his house like a corpse, sometimes. And boy, do people accuse him of murder at least twice a month.

Sigh. Okay, she can talk and eat, but she can’t wake Zell up when his alarm goes off? Y’know, instead of turning him into a plushie for another hour and a half when he has work to attend to?

🐑☕️ Sigh Waiting on someone tall to pick him up and pin him to a wall.

It’s been a while since Zell’s been on the nightclub’s stage. What does one DO in this situation, let alone how would they preform when those butterflies in their stomach turn into wasps?! In a desperate move, Zell grabbed a mic and sheepishly laughed “ So… been a sec- “

While he’s back for a little, might as well show off his costume to everyone! It took *hours*, but at the very least he looks goo— “ H-HEY! YOU CAN’T JUST— “ Maybe… a little too good?

🐑☕️ He’s been gone, and there’s no excuse for his absence… As an apology, he’ll be inviting a few people over throughout the day! He’s missed a LOT of his friends.~

🐑☕️ … Uh. Ew?

{☕️👹} Soma here. I know I never show up, but I’ve been kinda making my presence a lil well known every couple months. I am genuinely happy to know you all and feel bad for leaving, so like… enjoy me and Zell until New Year’s Eve💜. ( I still am semi-retiring )

{👹☕️} Btw not only am I sick so I’m gonna be a lil more irritable and likely to drop something if I get frustrated, but I also don’t like twitter at all 😭😭 Not even NSFWRP twitter, just the app in general. It got so much worse lmao. Idk, but yall seem cool on this side.

🐑☕️ Someone was crying about how Santa didn’t deliver them a “ Slim Thicc Baddie “ under their tree… Unfortunately for them, this year, Zell only TWO of those things. BAD and THICC. Regardless, however, he’s still under their tree~.

{☕️👹} Me dying of covid and you getting assaulted by a cold

🐑☕️ He’s just gonna stay away from the cafe right now… it’s not like his dad can take the deed back—

{☕️👹} Thank god for beds and weed 🙃

🐑☕️ Loud, barbaric belching, followed by Zell scratching his stomach. “ Good morning everyone! “ Don’t ask why there’s food stuck to his face.