Plums are so underrated 😩😮‍💨🤤

my laundry hamper is full again

my unhealthy defense mechanism is to shut down and stop talking if i feel like i’m being misunderstood or disrespected. i don’t like repeating myself and i don’t like the feeling like I’m not being heardl

Cinco de Mayo fall on a taco Tuesday…How you say “bounce that ASS just like yo friend do” in Spanish ?

me running from the magician after he said “pick any card” and I picked his credit card

me seeing the consequences of my procrastination

I’m tired of work interfering with my ability to lay in my bed

SONIC WAS A NIGGA?

Eu no meu dia de folga sem saber se eu durmo ou se aproveito a vida:

I AM SICK & TIRED OF GOING TO THE GAS STATION!!!

Yo, saliendo del trabajo, antes que me pidan algo más...

Birds chirp an hour before dawn and the frequency opens up the stomata of the plants to breathe. The frequency is common in classical music. Play classical to your plants for MUCH larger crops. Its called sonicbloom.

“Shooter??” 😭😭

Yall joking about Spirit Airlines going out of business but do you realize how much of a recession we in if an airline is closing?? 😭People can’t even afford cheap flights. The economy is COOKED

They said when black people be on time it means they not staying long 😭😭😭😭

just like this