we literally live in a dystopian world where beautiful girls are forced to use excel

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life

Estou-me a cagar para a Cristina Ferreira, está a fazer todo um chóróró à volta disto tipo de daqui a uns meses não está a dizer outra porcaria igual, é machista sim, tem falta de noção sim, que um dia tenha mesmo que ir procurar as estacas que está a precisar

“vou me recompensar” como se em algum momento eu me privasse de algo ou dissesse não pra mim mesmo

Reviewers saying the albums too long shit I don’t think it’s long enough

escuchando el nuevo album de noah kahan first thing in the morning no vaya a ser que surja la posibilidad de sentir felicidad

oh yall like noah kahan? name every antidepressant

Porra, quase que me esquecia de mandar o Diogo e a Ariana para o caralho uma última vez. Diogo e Ariana, ide para o caralho #sstvi

Tanto orgulho em ti, nenuco 🫶🏼 #sstvi

um face card destes e 100 mil na conta, she’s insane #sstvi

noah kahan writes songs for people who are functioning fine but are genuinely one spiral away from not being okay

taylor isnt greedy enough because where are these.

like YOU’RE the millionaire, why am *I* flying to see you??

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

when i say i hate all men that does not include Noah Kahan

I miss when concerts were fun and casual and not sign up for a credit card to maybe get number 200k in a presale to buy a $600 upper bowl ticket for a show a year a way on a tour for an album that hasn’t been released don’t forget your $400 hotel room and $500 flight to get there

“Women be having degrees, good jobs, nice place to live and NO man”

i can’t believe out of all the pop girls i’ve seen eras tours tickets were the cheapest ones… and they had the best production and quality of them all like wdym i paid less for a 3.5h show than all the 1.5-2h concerts i’ve been too