I AM NOT JASMINE I AM ALADDIN

“are you fucking stupid” me:

Only Hispanics will tell you the most traumatic thing ever and then end it with "pero todo bien gracias a Dios"

YES NICKI GET HER #BIGFOOT

“Gag city has fallen 😹😹😹” Gag city: Nicki Minaj

me when i'm in the shower & a song i don't like comes on

And here I thought it was the 16 casamigo shots

God take all her pain and give it to Cardi B

The Weeknd. // Monday

when i see people running for the elevator:

“with that thick ass neck i bet you can gargle peanut butter shorty” lives in my head rent free😭

Happy Pride Month! be who you are 🏳️‍🌈

If you’re a “straight” guy who uses poppers, happy pride month to you too sweetie 🫶

T.E.A.M. U.S.A. #Beylympics #ParisOlympics

when i supposed to have drinks but the drinks are having me

beyoncé wishes beyoncé a happy birthday via her website omg

montrose you will forever have my heart ❤️