instagram starting to feel like brent cross

You buy something from a company once and they make it their personal mission to make your email inbox unusable

I am tired of having to download an app, create an account, confirm my email, set up a password that has at least 1 letter and 1 special character, enter the code sent to my email, for every single thing on God’s green earth, FUCK EVERY SINGLE COMPANY, AND YOUR STUPID CRAP!!!!!!!

Being the 1% of the population who doesn’t watch Traitors

Remember to start each day by immediately grabbing your phone and exploding with anxiety and rage at the news

The correct way to give a uk phone number is 01234, 567, 891 btw. None of this 01234, 56, 78, 91 bullshit

“Can we jump on a quick call”

i cant imagine a life without rice

HOT TAKE: nobody in 1975 needed a budget app, a financial coach, and a side hustle to afford a two bedroom apartment. this isn’t a personal finance problem. it’s a wage theft problem.

My mom raised a complainer, not a quitter. I'll get it done, but you're gonna hear about it.

Your Mom leaving you in the grocery checkout line while she ran to grab another item was peak panic attack. As you inched closer to the register sweating bullets 😫

I think these Soho residents who hate that they moved to Soho should relocate to Tulse Hill and meet like-minded people by joining the Brockwell Park Association

Nobody boom shakalakas anymore.

fortunately you can invite me for both! i’m every woman, it’s all in me.

"Your generation is very technologically advanced" Me trying to delete a blank page in word document:

Low-key jealous of the four astronauts who left the planet today.

Gutted to be going back to work after living my best life in the last few days. Thought of looking at my inbox tomorrow. I am going to be sick.

We’ll pay for this day of nice weather. Just you wait.

` Oh yes, this Be theee Verse!! (Published in 1971)

If you send me a “Hey” message on Slack or teams, best believe I will be ignoring that message until then rest of the message is sent