8 years ago today, lorde released ‘green light’

While I respect those who feel horny towards Adam Scott, he reminds me of a high school math teacher whose class would be hard but fair. Ultimately, I’d get a B but I know deep down he was tickled by my zany personality and understood that my real strength was in language arts

You just had to be there

as a man, why are you telling ME about the moon ? leave her alone

the term mother gets thrown around all loosely goosey these days but..

Trisha paytas is 3 for 3 omg…

Lmaoo I did not expect her to go this hard

sometimes a picture of a new little guy will keep you going for days, if not weeks

this would feel like inheriting generational wealth

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

so does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate induced disasters

no wars ended cost of living still high economy imploding unlimited money to israel trumps in epstein files workers getting kidnapped everywhere at least he banned trans athletes! at least he’s canceling kimmel! you’re an easily tricked adult and a fucking loser

fartin in his bed while he makin me burgers

getting a sweet treat and getting kissed on

His legendary beef with Donald Trump will never be forgotten