Dear December.

BREAKING: After further consideration, I will only be banning Strawberry flavored Uncrustables, effective January 20th. Make America Healthy Again. #MAHA

as long as you're trying to do better, better is going to come.

If you won the lotto today, like a big one, let's say $150M, what's the first thing you'd buy? Don't say paying off debt, I'm talking, what's the very first thing you'd buy.

Seeing your partner in grind mode be so sexy lol.

Cancelling TikTok before working on lowering the cost of living is wild to me.

Real love won’t quit on you

just seen a video where a girl said “the real flex is training your mind to be stronger than your feelings and your boundaries to be strong than your empathy” and at this point i clearly need that tatted on my forehead in bold print.

YEP!!

In memory of TikTok, what is your favorite TikTok video of all time?

Every day I crave the fuck out of a seafood boil

what baby elephant?