Puking my guts out at family Easter. Only up from here

Jeffrey “High knees” Anderson being responsible for the Big Ten ending their championship drought

If you give my girl Kudos on Strava I’m gonna kick your ass

Yeah one ticket to The Drama and an icee. Yes I am an AMC A-lister

I don’t think Caitlyn Jenner is a hero

I stopped caring about Ty Rodgers when he took a redshirt in 2024-25

She’s asking about #theacquisition #blackwell #RetentionFriday

Who’s up being parasocial with Barstool Spring Break

Might be Albanian this summer

I might be the most desperate man in America, but I’m not using a rose on Hinge

In Champaign and walked past #her apartment

Don’t think Mark Pope makes it to 2027 as the Kentucky head coach

Yes it is #Modelo time at my cousin’s quinceañera

The Celtics are the Duke of the NBA

Wembanyama is inevitable

I wish streaming apps understood that sports = no subtitles, regular TV or movie = subtitles

Money trees are the perfect place for shade

Savannah Bananas vs the Party Animals on Mothers Day is like their Super Bowl

There’s a girl out there that had sex with a Texas Tailgater but tells everyone he was an actual Savanah Banana

I think we need to show a lot less respect for criminal justice majors