I am going to smoke this temu vape and now I experience time non-linearly

This tweet takes place on an airplane: Do you mind if we trade seats so I can sit with your husband?

Bro last night was a six pence none the richer concert

Having a feminist bachelor party and inviting strippers for the sole purpose of passing the bechdel test

That banner was spangled with what???

I had sex in a porta potty at the Travis Scott Fortnite concert

When’s Bad Bhabie coming on

White people be like my dog was just playing devil’s advocate

White people be like you should meet my dog Steven

My manager caught me vaping in the office bathroom and now I have an in school suspension

Cure my Major Depressive Disorder, make no mistakes

Fortnite POI called Harrowing Hormuz

when do i get my adult penis

Oh ya? Could a depressed person do this? *kills self*

I think someone spiked my Zyns with lactose my tummy hurts so bad

You met me at a time in my life

Does it feel good for the movie to be filmed in Toronto

Quiet kitten, daddy’s watching Ruby and Otis Best Moments compilation

I’ll be there with bells on bro