*20 years from now* Son: Dad, how did Xabi Alonso's invincible Leverkusen play? Me who watched last 10 mins of some games and goal videos on twitter:

Free #Palestine.

Cristiano Ronaldo’s career is so great but too too stupid in front of Messi’s career. - Ronaldo has the most goals but the most Golden boot winner is Messi. - Ronaldo has played more matches, but Messi has the most man of the match awards. - Ronaldo has more Ballon d’Or

what the fuck.

People seem to be forgetting that you have to teach children things for them to know it

I just closed a trade for $550k profit. I want to buy the new iPhone 16 for 5 people. Just like, repost & follow me. That’s it.

but its fifa corruption when it comes to messi scoring pens eh?

we making the right shit trending

Messi in 2021 : 37 G/A = Worst season ever Vini Jr. In 2024: 37 G/A = Ballon d'or favourite We are cooked

What about winning the world cup?

yea no kindly go back to doing the dishes please.

“Looks like crap to me 👍🏾” DanTDM fans: Also KSI fans:

Not tryna be racist or anything here but it's always the black ass niggas

Man these gimmick accounts bouta say literally anything for that Elon bag

The irony here

Favouritism.

What is this guy on about

non aesthetic things this hits hard

what love does to people