I pray that all my friends find the woman of their dreams and are able to overcome every obstacle that is presented to them. I have known many men in this life and am confident that I have befriended the best of them.

Instead of stopping bullying we should have made people less bulliable.

Missing Madysen Castile extra bad in this picture

It always amazes me that no matter how many places I go or how many people I meet. My favorite nights are always in my small town bars getting tended by the people I love, and around the folks I care the most about.

When my buddy mentions the golf trip I haven't told my wife about yet in front of her

Working lunch

Real crackers love Busch #CTESPN

. The Boeing Company my bookie is going around telling everyone secret info about your planes

A tradition unlike any other #LeafsForever

Fuck it I’m giving a $10,000 watch to someone who likes and retweets and follows me . Will respond in 24 hours . Will ship u a Rolex next day on god.