Keep pumping yourself stupid for me. There should be a puddle of your pathetic precum between those legs!

Alright, guys, I'm gonna go get some food. Just remember the bigger the dono, the longer his toys edge him! I'll be back in like thirty minutes, byeee!

I lied you'll never get any real pussy but you know you're already addicted to the alternative.

There aren't enough horny people trying to talk to me

How do I find so many cuties to corrupt? They cum to me.

Pun time

He learned how to cum hands free that day.

Weiss but she has a small dick and the attitude is her trying to compensate

Totally unbiased opinion from a definitely independent critic

Milfs please hmu I have mommy issues

Jealous

Well that was a fuckin mood killer but anyway. How are you losers?

Someone took something of mine and it bummed me out.

Kinda. Nothing that can't be replaced, though, so it'll be okay.

<--- Fucking bored

She doesn't know now, but she's definitely getting bullied for this later.

I didn't say it was gonna bash your opinion. You just better be ready to get bullied when i catch you in the menus pumping it to the new skins you want me to buy.

Mommy can’t reach around her phat porn cheeks to apply her sun screen, would you be a darling n help…? C’mere sweetie be a good boi n help your mommy… your dick stood up instantly for mommy didn’t it… don’t worry hun that’s completely normal…